The excitement didn't stop there, though, last night news helicopters started circling my neighborhood around midnight, and shortly after I heard a loud bang. Looking out my window I saw a vehicle rolled onto its side. The driver claimed the real driver ran away, but couldn't describe him. There was also the story of somebody trying to jump him. I think he was just drunk and hit the parked car, miscorrected and ended up on his side. Nobody else saw a second person.
Every six months, just like clockwork, there's a wreck in my neighborhood. Don't park on the street.