Eric Hodel (drbrain) wrote,
Eric Hodel
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Assault

Upon hearing and seeing and assault taking place on the street outside my house and being the upstanding citizen/foolish mortal that I am I called the police. A group of three or four black men were attacking another black man and destroying his Safeway™ purchases. They chased him around the corner towards Madison then came back while I was still on the phone. One of them in a grey stocking cap and red shirt made some vague threat, but couldn't read the number on my house "1924" and instead said something like "1628".

Don't worry Mr. Grey Stocking Cap, I'll be waiting for you with the 911 dispatcher.
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