Please bring me lawn darts for christmas.
I promise not to intentionally maim, injure or kill anyone with them.
Thank you.
I went canoeing today, which wasn't as fun as going at UW, but alright. When I asked for a canoe for one, the guy asked me if I wanted a kayak, and…
Wow, you missed out, and I didn't even go on the good day (Sunday night and Monday Morning) (because I was saving somebody's life in Alaska). I saw…
Today featured the fourth collision between moving and parked vehicles I've experienced since I've lived here, which works out to one every six…