Eric Hodel (drbrain) wrote,
Eric Hodel
drbrain

Goat (or pig) semen found in forest

Strange Cargo Found in Forest

Stumped officials try to find out who dropped off 55 gallons of goat semen in Cook County preserve

What I'm wondering is how did they know it was goat semen and not pig semen, since the manufacturer only ships pig semen?

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