May 18th, 2004

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Satchels and skin tones

Yesterday while transfering between buses, a rather well endowed girl was riding her bicycle with a satchel on while wearing a skin-tone halter-top. Due to the separating effect of the satchel's strap, I nearly jumped out of my skin, thinking she was wearing no top at all! A (visual) search for nipples, however revealed the existence of top, disappointingly.

In related news, British educators say, "Suck, don't fuck!"