Drunken Frat Boys > Crack Fiends
This weekend I was sufficiently roused from whatever I was doing to look out the window at whomever was shouting so much. Instead of the usual crowd of crack fiends it was drunken frat boys! At first I thought this wasn't much of an improvement.
But then they started jumping onto (and over) the hedges across the street. I certainly appreciated the increased amusement potential in these drunken frat boys until they went above-and-beyond to seal the deal.
One of them tried jumping onto the hedge but fell through
disappearing before the eyes of his friends (and me).
Please drunken frat boys, come back and take this neighborhood from the crack fiends.