Eric Hodel (drbrain) wrote,
Eric Hodel
drbrain

Minor Injuries

The right half of my body got over yesterday at practice.



  • Chipped all four front teeth when I caught a knee on my chin

  • Kicked in the right eyebrow

  • Right leg pulled partially out of socket at the hip

  • Skin abrasions, especially above the right eyebrow

  • The right side of my larynx is bruised, it feels like a sore throat

  • My right shoulder is sore around the arm socket from general mangling

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